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HA HA HA!
DUCK JOKES
HA HA HA!


Q: How do you get down off an elephant?

A: You don't, you get down off a duck!


Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup ?

A: Quackers!


Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a duck for Christmas ?

A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
from Raiss, Australia - Thanks Raiss!


Q: Where does a 500-pound duck sit ?

A: Anywhere it wants!


Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers ?

A: The outside!


Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk!


Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?

A: It quacks up!


Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?

A: "Put it on my bill!"


Q: Which animal grows down ?

A: A duck !


Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A: A box of quackers!


Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?

A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!


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