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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Thanks to Ethan R., Age 7, Los Angeles, CA
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Thanks to Levi G, Age 11 from Jay, Maine, USA
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the people-pox!"
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Q: What figure is like a lost parrot ?
A: A polygon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A: A carrot !
Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!
This joke was made up by: Kerry M. age 12 from CT, USA.
Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas ?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
from Raiss, Australia - Thanks Raiss!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum ?
A: Because they forgot the words!
Q: What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake ?
A: A sing-a-long!
Q: Where does a 500-pound canary sit ?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ?
A: In a HEN-velope!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup ?
Q: Why did the owl say, "Tweet, tweet."?
A: Because she didn't give a hoot!
Q: What books did the owl like?
Q: What is a chick after she's 6 days old?
A: Seven days old!
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down !
Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!
Q: What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings ?
A: Two 500 pound canaries!
Q: Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers ?
A: The outside!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
A: Here Kitty, Kitty !
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Daffynition: Illegal--a sick bird.
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels !
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down ?
A: A duck !
Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and
a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock ?
A: No, but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane !
Q: What's noisier than a whooping crane ?
A: A trumpeting swan!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs ?
A: If they dropped them, they'd break!
Q: What bird is with you at every meal ?
A: A swallow!
Robert: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Audrey: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: What's smarter than a talking parrot ?
A: A spelling bee !
Q: How do chickens bake a cake ?
A: From scratch!
Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A: A box of quackers!
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken ?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs .
Q: What key won't open any door ?
A: A turkey!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
A: Roost beef!
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: The blue jay !
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side!
Many thanks to Antal, the six-year-old joke-meister!
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