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|Dinosaur Jokes and Riddles|
What does a triceratops sit on?|
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
What was T. rex's favorite number?
Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?
What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
Bob: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Sue: I lost my pet dinosaur .
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
What's better than a talking dinosaur?
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Which dinosaur slept all day?
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet?
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
(Find somewhere else to sleep!)
Did the dinosaur take a bath?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
Where do dinosaurs get their mail?
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
What do you call a dinosaur with one leg?
Mother: Why are you crying?
What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What family does T. rex belong to?
What made the dinosaur's car stop?
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
Where did Velociraptor buy things?
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
How do you make a dinosaur float?
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