Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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|Food Jokes and Riddles|
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?|
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Why was the cucumber mad?
What bird is with you at every meal?
Why do monkeys like to eat bananas?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you catch a monkey?
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the skeleton order for dinner?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What cheese is made backwards?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
How do chickens bake a cake?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted/assaulted.
What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
Why did the pig become an actor?
What did the burger name her daughter?
CUSTOMER: "Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?"
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? (Because they don't know how to cook!)
How do you make a dinosaur float? (Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer and add one dinosaur!)
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth? (A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!)
Which is the left side of a pie?
Why did the apple go out with a fig?
What do little monsters eat?
What should you take on a trip to the desert?
Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses!
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What's the best thing to put in a pie?
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
Did you like the restaurant on the moon?|
(No, it has no atmosphere!)
Why can't you starve to death on a beach?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
This food tastes kind of funny.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
What kind of plates do they use in space?
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
What do witches put on their bagels?
What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
Why did Superman cross the road?
What day do potatoes hate the most?
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the cookie sad?
What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What did a pirate pay for his corn?
What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato?
What do you call 150 strawberries bunched together?
Why was the strawberry sad?
Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?
What do ghosts like for dessert?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
What's the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?
What's a penguin's favorite salad?
How does a penguin make pancakes?
What do dogs eat at the movies?
What is a dog's favorite dessert?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
What is a frog's favorite cold drink?
What is a frog's favorite hot drink?
Doughnut ask, it's a secret.
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Activities and worksheets about food.
Banana Shoe Riddle:
Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the silly riddle, "What do you call a shoe made from banana peels? (Answer - A slipper). Or go to the answer page.
Subtract, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the breakfast riddle, "What can't you eat for breakfast?" Answer - Lunch and dinner. Or go to the answer page.
Multiply, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the egg riddle, "Why did the egg hide?" (Answer = He was a little chicken.) Or go to the answer page.
Mixed-Up Hen Joke:
Divide, then Decode the Riddle
Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the chicken riddle, "What did the mixed-up hen lay?" (Answer = Scrambled eggs). Or go to the answer page.
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