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Anatomy and Body Jokes and Riddles

What's the most musical bone?
(The trom-bone!)

What makes music on your hair?
(A head band!)

What's the best thing to put in a pie?
(Your teeth!)

What did the skeleton order for dinner?
(Spare ribs!)

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
(It didn't have the guts!)

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
(Lazy bones!)

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
(Tickle her funny bone!)

What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
(Lazy bones!)

What smells the best at dinner?
(Your nose!)

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
(Because it is the scenter!)

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
(Unhoppy!)

What has no fingers, but many rings?
(A tree!)

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
(Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!)

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
(A rookie!)

Did you pick your nose?
(No, I was born with it!)

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
(Go for the juggler/jugular!)

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
(They gave her the cold shoulder!)

What kind of flower grows on your face?
(Tulips!)

What do you call a frog with no legs?
(Unhoppy!)

What has eight legs and eight eyes?
(Eight pirates!)

What kind of hair do oceans have?
(Wavy!)

What has a bottom at the top?
(Your legs!)

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
(Something between us smells!)

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
(Because then it would be a foot!)

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
(To get to the second-hand shop!)

Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
(Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!)

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
(I have my eye on you!)

What do you call a fish without an eye?
(fsh!)

What has one eye but cannot see?
(A needle!)

Why did the clown wear loud socks!
(So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!)

Why couldn't the snake talk?
(He had a frog in his throat!)

Why are snakes hard to fool?
(You can't pull their leg!)

Why did the viper viper nose?
(Because she adder handkerchief!)

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
(Sham-boo!)

What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?
(One hundred pennies!)

Why don't you wear a cardboard belt?
(That would be a waist of paper!)

I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back!

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