Advertisement.

EnchantedLearning.com is a user-supported site.
As a bonus, site members have access to a banner-ad-free version of the site, with print-friendly pages.
Click here to learn more.

ad
(Already a member? Click here.)


Rhymes
EnchantedLearning.com
Jokes and Riddles for Kids

Pick a topic and read all the hilarious, corny jokes you'll ever need.
Click Here for
K-3 Themes
All Body Circus Clothes Colors Doctor and Dentist Farm Food House Knock-Knock Jokes Math Monster Money Music Pirate Plants School Space Sports Time USA Vehicle Weather Misc.
All Animals Bear Bird Bug and Insect Cat Chicken Cow Dinosaur Dog Duck Egg Elephant Fish Frog Horse Monkey Mouse Owl Penguin Pig Rabbit Snake Turkey Misc. Animals
All Holiday Jokes Halloween St. Patrick's Day Thanksgiving

St. Patrick's Day Jokes and Riddles

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
(Real rocks are too heavy!)

Why can't you iron a four-leaf clover?
(Because you shouldn't press your luck!)

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
(A sham-rock!)

What type of bow cannot be tied?
(A rain-bow!)

Where can you always find gold?
(In the dictionary!)

Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
(Because they're already wearing green!)

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
(Her red ones were in the wash!)

What did the leprechaun do for a living?
(He was a short-order cook!)

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
(He gets wet!)

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?
(Paddy O'Furniture!)

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
(He couldn't afford plane fare!)

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
(When it's a French fry!)

What do you call a diseased criminal?
(A leper-con!)

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
(Because they're always a little short!)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.

Related Activities:


St. Patrick's Day Page

Crafts, activities and worksheets for St. Patrick's Day.


St. Patrick's Day Riddle:
Add, then Decode the Secret Message


Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to solve the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?" Answer: "He gets wet." Or go to the answer page.


St. Patrick's Day:
Subtract, then Decode the Riddle


Solve the subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?" Answer - A sham rock. Or go to the answer page.


Shamrock Joke:
Divide, then Decode the Riddle


Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?" (Answer = Real rocks are too heavy). Or go to the answer page.

Click Here for K-3 Themes
All Themes Animals Food People Plants Sports Time and Calendar Holidays
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A, Long A, Short A
All About Me
Alligators, Crocodiles
Alphabet, Letters
Animals
Apples
April Fool's Day
Arbor Day
ASL
Astronomy
B
Balloons
Baseball
Bats
Beach
Bears
Bedtime
Bees
Birds
Birthday
Blends
Boats
Body
Bones, Skeletons
Butterflies
C
Calendars
Camping
Canada Day
Categorizing
Cats
Chickens
China
Chinese New Year
Christmas
Cinco de Mayo
Circus
Classifying
Clothing
Colors
Columbus Day
Community Helpers
Compare and Contrast
Computer Terms
Containers
Cows
D
Day of the Dead
Dinosaurs
Dogs
Dolch Words
Dolphins
Dragons
Drawing
Ducks
Dutch Language
E, Long E, Short E
Earth Day
Easter
Eggs
Elections
Elephants
Emancipation Day
Emotions
Energy
F
Fact or Opinion
Fall
Family
Farm
Father's Day
Favorites
Feelings
Firetrucks, Firefighters
Fish
Flag Day
Flowers
Follow Instructions
Food
French Language
Friends
Frogs
Fruit, Vegetables
Furniture
G
Geography
German Language
Giraffes
Grandparent's Day
Groundhog Day
H
Halloween
Hanukkah
Happiness
Hebrew
Holidays
Homes/Dwellings
Horses
Human Body
Hundred Days of School
I, Long I, Short I
Ice Cream
Independence Day
Insects
In The Sky
Italian Language
J
Japan
Jobs
July 4th
Juneteenth
K
Kangaroo
Kings, Queens, Castles
Koalas
Kwanzaa
L
Labor Day
Ladybugs
Leaf
Left and Right
Letters of the Alphabet
M
Mammals
Martin Luther King Day
Memorial Day
Mice and Rats
Military
Money
Monkeys
Moon
Mother's Day
Music
N
Names
Newspaper
New Year's Day
Numbers
O, Long O, Short O
Oceans/Seas
Occupations
One Hundred Days of School
Opposites
Owls
P
Pandas
Penguins
People and Community
Pets
Pigs
Pirate
Pizza
Plants
Portuguese
President's Day
Pumpkins
Q
R
Rabbits
Rainbow
Reindeer
Right and Left
Robots
Rocks
Rodeo
Russia
S
Scarecrows
School
Seasons
Senses
Seuss
Sewing
Shapes
Sharks
In The Sky
Snow
Sorting
Spanish Language
Spelling
Spiders
Sports
Spring
Stars
Stories
St. Patrick's Day
Summer
Sun
Swedish Language
Symbols
Symmetry
Synonyms
T
Teeth
Thanksgiving
Time
Tools
Toys
Transportation
Travel & Vacation
Trees
Turkeys
U, Long U, Short U
V
Vacation
Valentine's Day
Vehicles
Veteran's Day
W
Water
Weather
Whales, Dolphins
Winter
Witches, Magic
X
Y
Z


Enchanted Learning®
Over 35,000 Web Pages
Sample Pages for Prospective Subscribers, or click below

Overview of Site
What's New
Enchanted Learning Home
Monthly Activity Calendar
Books to Print
Site Index

K-3
Crafts
K-3 Themes
Little Explorers
Picture dictionary
PreK/K Activities
Rebus Rhymes
Stories
Writing
Cloze Activities
Essay Topics
Newspaper
Writing Activities
Parts of Speech

Fiction
The Test of Time
iPhone app
TapQuiz Maps - free iPhone Geography Game

Biology
Animal Printouts
Biology Label Printouts
Biomes
Birds
Butterflies
Dinosaurs
Food Chain
Human Anatomy
Mammals
Plants
Rainforests
Sharks
Whales
Physical Sciences: K-12
Astronomy
The Earth
Geology
Hurricanes
Landforms
Oceans
Tsunami
Volcano
Languages
Dutch
French
German
Italian
Japanese (Romaji)
Portuguese
Spanish
Swedish
Geography/History
Explorers
Flags
Geography
Inventors
US History

Other Topics
Art and Artists
Calendars
College Finder
Crafts
Graphic Organizers
Label Me! Printouts
Math
Music
Word Wheels

Click to read our Privacy Policy

E-mail


Enchanted Learning Search

Search the Enchanted Learning website for:



Advertisement.



Advertisement.



Advertisement.


Copyright ©2012 EnchantedLearning.com ------ How to cite a web page