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HA HA HA! |
DUCK JOKES |
HA HA HA! |
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Q: How do you get down 
off an elephant? 
A: You don't, you get down 
off a duck! 
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup 
?
A: Quackers!
Q: Daughter: Mum, can I have a duck for Christmas ?
A: Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else!
from Raiss, Australia - Thanks Raiss!
Q: Where does a 500-pound duck sit 
?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers ?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up!
Q: What did the duck say after he went shopping?
A: "Put it on my bill!"
Q: Which animal grows down ?
A: A duck !
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A: A box 
of quackers!
Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and
a duck with two wings?
A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
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