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HA HA HA!
CHICKEN JOKES
HA HA HA!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!


Q: Why did the monster cross the road?

A: To eat the chicken!

Thanks to Ethan R., Age 7, Los Angeles, CA

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: It was the chicken's day off!


Q: Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!

Many thanks to Brock J., Age Unknown




Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A: A brick layer!


Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?

A: Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!
Thanks to Levi G, Age 11 from Jay, Maine, USA


Q: What did the sick chicken say?

A: "I have the people-pox!"


Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?

A: Comedi-HENS!


Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

A: Because he was chicken!
This joke was made up by: Kerry M. age 12 from CT, USA.


Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend ?

A: In a HEN-velope!


Q: What is a chick after she's 6 days old?

A: Seven days old!


Q: Which side of a chicken has the prettiest feathers ?

A: The outside!


Q: Why do hens lay eggs ?

A: If they dropped them, they'd break!


Robert: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Audrey: Yes, it cracked me up!


Q: How do chickens bake a cake ?

A: From scratch!


Q: Why can't a rooster ever get rich?

A: Because he works for chicken feed!


Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.

Clerk: How many chickens do you have?

Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!


Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".

Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .

Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken ?

Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs .


Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?

A: Roost beef!


Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?

A: To get to the other side!



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