Kids Pirate Jokes
- Why are pirates called pirates?
(They just arrrrrgh!) - How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
(A buccaneer!) - How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
(An arm and a leg!) - Why can’t you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?
(Because a wooden leg doesn’t take pictures!) - What is a pirate’s favorite subject?
(Arrrrrrt!) - What is a pirate’s favorite country?
(Arrrrrrgentina!) - What are pirates afraid of?
(The darrrrrk!) - Why did the pirate go on vacation?
(For arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!) - Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
(Because they spend years at C!) - What grades did the pirate get in school?
(High C’s!) - What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
(A rookie!) - Why didn’t the pirate’s phone work?
(Because he left it off the hook!) - Why are pirates great singers?
(They can hit the high C’s!) - Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
(Because he was standing on the deck!) - What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!) - What did a pirate pay for his corn?
(A buccaneer!) - Why didn’t the pirate go to the movies?
(Because it was arrrrrrgh rated!) - What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
(Arrrrrgyle!) - Why didn’t the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
Because of the sand-which is there! - What has eight legs and eight eyes?
(Eight pirates!) - Why are pirates so mean?
(They just arrrrrgh!) - What does a dyslexic pirate say?
(Raaaaaaa!) - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup…
ARRRRRRRRRR! - What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
(A bird that talks your ear off!) - What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
(A carrot!) - Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?
(The outside!) - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
(A carrot!) - What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
(A walkie-talkie!)
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