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ELEPHANT Miscellaneous Animal Jokes and Riddles cow

Why do male deer need braces?
(Because they have buck teeth!)

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
(Bamboo!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(No idea!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
(Still no idea!)

What do you call a camel with no humps?
(Hump-free/Humphrey!)

What do you call a crying Camel?
(A humpback wail!)

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
(Bi-son!)

What is a sheep's favorite game?
(Baa-dminton!)

What animal is best at baseball?
(A bat!)

Which circus performers can see in the dark?
(The acro-bats!)

Why don't anteaters ever get sick?
(Because they're full of ant-ibodies!)

Why don't bats live alone?
(They like to hang out with their friends!)

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(Seals!)

How do you close a letter under the sea?
(With a seal!)

What's a good job for an octopus?
(The army!)

How do two snails fight?
(They slug it out!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(Finding half a worm in your apple!)

Where did the turtle get a new shell?
(From the hard-wear store!)

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?
(A phew!)

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
(Odor in the court!)

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
(Slippers!)

What do you call an alligator detective?
(An investi-gator!)

Where do hamsters come from?
(Hamsterdam!)

What is out of bounds?
(A tired kangaroo!)

What animal is good at cricket?
(A bat!)

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
(So they can fight knights!)

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