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Horse Jokes and Riddles

What type of horses only go out at night? (Nightmares!) What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? (I'm a little hoarse!) Why did the boy stand behind the horse? (He thought he might get a kick out of it!) How long should a racehorse's legs be? (Long enough to reach the ground!) What type of horse can jump higher than a house? (All of them. Houses can't jump!) What do you give a sick horse? (Cough stirrup!)

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? (It was too heavy to carry!) When does a horse talk? (Whinny wants to!) What's the difference between a horse and the weather? (One is reined up and the other rains down!) What sickness do horses hate the most? (Hay fever!) What do you call a horse that lives next door? (A neigh-bor!) What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road? (Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!) Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!

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