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Chicken Jokes and Riddles |
What does a mixed-up hen lay? (Scrambled eggs!)
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? (The outside!)
Why do hens lay eggs?
How do chickens bake a cake?
Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
What's the most musical part of a chicken?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
What's a haunted chicken?
What's a henway?
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
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Chicken Theme Page Activities and worksheets about chickens. |
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Egg Joke: Multiply, then Decode the Riddle Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the egg riddle, "Why did the egg hide?" (Answer = He was a little chicken.) Or go to the answer page. |
Mixed-Up Hen Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the chicken riddle, "What did the mixed-up hen lay?" (Answer = Scrambled eggs). Or go to the answer page. |
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