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Chicken Jokes and Riddles

What does a mixed-up hen lay? (Scrambled eggs!) What does an evil hen lay? (Deviled eggs!) Where do tough chickens come from? (Hard-boiled eggs!) Why did the chicken cross the road? (To get to the other side!) Why did the chewing gum cross the road? (It was stuck to the chicken's foot!) Why did the turkey cross the road? (It was the chicken's day off!) Why did the turkey cross the road twice? (To prove he wasn't chicken!) What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? (An eggroll!) A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll? (Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do!) Where do you find a chicken with no legs? (Exactly where you left it!) What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? (Foul weather!) What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? (Cockerpoodledoo!) Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up? (At the quack of dawn!)

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? (The outside!) Why do hens lay eggs? (If they dropped them, they'd break!) How do chickens bake a cake? (From scratch!) Why can't a rooster ever get rich? (Because he works for chicken feed!) What's the most musical part of a chicken? (The drumstick!) Why did the chicken go to the seance? (To get to the other side!) What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? (Roost beef!) If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from? (A poul-tree!) What's a haunted chicken? (A poultry-geist!) What's a henway? (About 5 pounds!) Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck". Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken . Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken? Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs.

Related Activities:

Chicken Theme Page Activities and worksheets about chickens.

Egg Theme Page Activities and worksheets about eggs.

Egg Joke: Multiply, then Decode the Riddle Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the egg riddle, "Why did the egg hide?" (Answer = He was a little chicken.) Or go to the answer page.

Mixed-Up Hen Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the chicken riddle, "What did the mixed-up hen lay?" (Answer = Scrambled eggs). Or go to the answer page.

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