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What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings? (Two 500 pound canaries!)
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Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Why is slippery ice like music?
Why was the result when a piano fell down a mine shaft?
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What rock group has four guys who don't sing?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What was stolen from the music store?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?
What type of songs do the planets sing?
What is a cat's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
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