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What's yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings? (Two 500 pound canaries!) Why do hummingbirds hum? (Because they forgot the words!) Why is a piano so hard to open? (Because the keys are on the inside!) What's the most musical bone? (The trom-bone!) What makes music on your hair? (A head band!) Why was the musician arrested? (Because she got in treble!) Where did the music teacher leave her keys? (In the piano!) What's green and sings? (Elvis Parsley!) Why do fluorescent lights hum? (Because they forgot the words!) Why is slippery ice like music? (If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!) Why was the result when a piano fell down a mine shaft? (A-flat minor!) Why are pirates great singers? (They can hit the high C's!) What rock group has four guys who don't sing? (Mount Rushmore!) What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet? (A snake in the brass!) What was stolen from the music store? (The lute!)

How do you make a band stand? (Take their chairs away!) What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? (Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!) What type of music are balloons scared of? (Pop music!) What's the most musical part of a turkey? (The drumstick!) What's the most musical part of a fish? (The scales!) What's the difference between a piano and a fish? (You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!) What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? (A Moo-sician!) Why did the singer climb a ladder? (She wanted to reach the high notes!) What type of songs do the planets sing? (Nep-tunes!) What is a cat's favorite song? (Three Blind Mice!) What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!) What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? (A yam session!) Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

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