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When is a door not a door? (When it is ajar/a jar!)
What building has the most stories?
What is black and white and red all over?
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Why did the woman run around her bed?
Why do fluorescent lights hum?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Why can't a woman living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
What did one campfire say to the other?
What did the quilt say to the bed?
Why are movie stars always cool?
What is round and extremely violent?
What's the biggest problem with snow boots?
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Where can you find an ocean with no water?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
What kind of hair do oceans have?
What washes up on very small beaches?
What did one flag say to the other?
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless. An invisible man married an invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at.
What's brown and sticky?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger until it hit him. She couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to her.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What common 11-letter word is always spelled incorrectly?
What only starts to work after it's fired?
What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
What's at the end of everything?
What starts with a "p", ends with an "e" and has a million letters in it?
What's green and sings?
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?
Why did Superman cross the road?
Why is it cold on Christmas?
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
Where should a 500 pound monster go?
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
What happened when the magician got mad?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the theater's floor?
What always comes at the beginning of parades?
What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
What do lawyers wear to court?
What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
Did you hear about the human cannonball?
What happened to the woman who fell into the upholstery machine?
What do you do if a teenager rolls her eyes at you?
Two waves had a race. Who won?
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What room has no walls? (A mushroom!)
What goes up but never comes down?
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the courtroom?
What happened when the lion ate the clown?
What goes up and down but never moves?
Why did the picture go to jail?
Did you heard about the origami store?
Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
Why did the banker quit her job?
What is the fastest country in the world?
What is the coldest country in the world?
What do you get when you throw a million books into the ocean?
What is the longest word?
Why wasn't the girl sad when her flashlight battery died?
A neutron walks into a diner and orderes lunch. How much will that be?" A photon checked into a hotel and is asked if she needs any help with her luggage. "No, I'm travelling light."
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
Do you know any good jokes about sodium?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
What do you call a man at the top of a hill?
What's a great name for a lawyer?
What do you call a man in a hole?
What do you call a woman standing on a tennis court?
What do you call a man lying on your doorstep?
What do you call a man in the mailbox?
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?
Why do fireman wear red suspenders?
Why is Britain the wettest country?
What runs but never walks?
What should you take on a trip to the desert?
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
What do fish and maps have in common?
What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?
What has one eye but cannot see?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What happened when the short fortune-teller who escaped from prison?
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? Double negatives are a no-no!
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Clown Riddle: Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the clown riddle, "Why did the clown go to the doctor?" (Answer - He was feeling funny). Or go to the answer page. |
Dentist Appointment Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the dentist riddle, "What is the best time for a dentist appointment?" (Answer = Two thirty). Or go to the answer page. |
Earth Joke: Multiply, then Decode the Riddle Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the Earth riddle, "What's in the middle of Earth?" (Answer = The letter "r"). Or go to the answer page. |
Envelope Joke: Multiply, then Decode the Riddle Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the envelope riddle, "What word starts with an "e", ends with an "e", but has only one letter?" (Answer = An envelope). Or go to the answer page. |
Ocean Rock Joke: Multiply, then Decode the Riddle Solve the multiplication problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the rock riddle, "What kind of rocks are never found in the ocean?" (Answer = Dry ones). Or go to the answer page. |
Shamrock Joke: Divide, then Decode the Riddle Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?" (Answer = Real rocks are too heavy). Or go to the answer page. |
St. Patrick's Day Riddle: Add, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to solve the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?" Answer: "He gets wet." Or go to the answer page. |
St. Patrick's Day: Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the St. Patrick's Day riddle, "What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?" Answer - A sham rock. Or go to the answer page. |
US Constitution Riddle: Add and Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition and subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the US Constitution riddle, "Where was the US Constitution signed? (Answer - At the bottom). Or go to the answer page. |
Valentine's Day: Subtract, then Decode the Riddle Solve the subtraction problems, then use the alphabet code to answer the Valentine's Day riddle, "What do you call a very small valentine?" Answer - A valentiny. Or go to the answer page. |
Washington: Add, then Decode the Riddle Solve the addition problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the riddle, "What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?" (Answer = Washington). Or go to the answer page. |
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