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Bear Jokes and Riddles

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!) What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!) What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!) What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!) What is black and white and red all over? (A panda bear with a sunburn!) Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!) What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)

What do you call bears with no ears? (B!) What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!) Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch? (Because he was stuffed!) What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!) What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!) How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!) What do teddy bears do when it rains? (They get wet!)

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