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Dog Jokes and Riddles

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?
(A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!)

What animal keeps the best time?
(A watch dog!)

When is a dog not a dog?
(When it is pure bred/bread!)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two left feet!)

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
(A shampoodle!)

What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(Flea markets!)

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
(Because it scares their guide dog!)

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?
(Because he couldn't reach any higher!)

Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?
(Because Frost-bites!)

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
(Cats can't drive!)

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
(A dingo-ling!)

How do you catch a runaway dog?
(Make a noise like a bone!)

When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a greyhound!)

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
(Slush puppies!)

Why do dogs run in circles?
(Because it's too hard to run in squares!)

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
(Dingo Starr!)

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
(A hot-diggity-dog!)

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?
(A dusky husky!)

What do you call a great dog detective?
(Sherlock Bones!)

Why is a tree like a big dog?
(They both have lot of bark!)

What are caterpillars afraid of?
(Doger-pillars!)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

How do fleas travel from place to place?
(By itch-hiking?)

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
(You might step in a poodle!)

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
(Ruff!)

What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we walk or take a dog?)

What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A south paw!)

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
(Hailing taxis!)

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A jet setter!)

What do dogs have that no other animals have?
(Puppies!)

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
(In the mush room!)

What breed of dog does Dracula have?
(A bloodhound!)

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
(Two dogs barking outside your window!)

What do you call a happy Lassie?
(A jolly collie!)

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A bud hound)

What do you call a dog with no legs?
(It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!)

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
(Cockerpoodledoo!)

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A croaker spaniel!)

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
(Terrier-fied!)

When does a dog go "moo"?
(When it is learning a new language!)

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
(It barked with de-light!)

What do dogs eat at the movies?
(Pup-corn!)

What is a dog's favorite dessert?
(Pup-cakes!)

Is it raining cats and dogs?
(It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!)

Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for littering!)

In the winter my dog wears his coat. In the summer he wears his coat and pants!

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Lazy Dog:
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Solve the division problems, then use the alphabet code to decode the answer to the animal riddle, "What do lazy dogs do for fun?" (Answer = They chase parked cars). Or go to the answer page.

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