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Dog Jokes and Riddles |
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie? (A dog who bites you, and then goes for help!)
What animal keeps the best time?
When is a dog not a dog?
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?
Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you catch a runaway dog?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
What do you call a black Alaskan dog?
What do you call a great dog detective?
Why is a tree like a big dog?
What are caterpillars afraid of? Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
How do fleas travel from place to place?
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs? (You might step in a poodle!)
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did one flea say to the other?
What do you call a dog that is left handed?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
What do dogs have that no other animals have?
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
What breed of dog does Dracula have?
What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
When does a dog go "moo"?
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
What do dogs eat at the movies?
What is a dog's favorite dessert?
Is it raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road? In the winter my dog wears his coat. In the summer he wears his coat and pants!
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