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Why was six afraid of seven? (Because seven ate nine!) Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? (Because it improves di-vison!) TEACHER: "What are 12 and 14?". STUDENT: "Numbers" What geometric figure is like a lost parrot? (A polygon!) What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? (Pumpkin pi!) What does the zero say to the the eight? (Nice belt!) There are 10 types of mathematicians. Those who know binary and those who don't. What was T. rex's favorite number? (Eight!) What snakes are good at doing sums? (Adders!) Why did the two 4's skip lunch? (They already 8!) A woman has seven daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does the woman have all together? (She has eight children!)

Do you know a statistics joke? (Probably, but it's mean!) Why was the math book sad? (Because it had too many problems!) What kind of meals do math teachers eat? (Square meals!) What did the tree say to the math teacher? (Gee,-I'm-a-tree!) Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? (The teacher told her not to use tables!) If you had 8 apples in one hand and 5 apples in the other, what would you have? (Really big hands!) What is a mathematician's favorite dessert? (Pi!) How can you make seven even? (Take away the "s"!) What has eight legs and eight eyes? (Eight pirates!) TEACHER: "What's 2n plus 2n?" STUDENT: "I don't know, it's 4n to me!" He said she was average because he was mean.

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