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What's black and white and red all over? (A newspaper!) What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea? (It gets wet!) What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A penguin rolling down a hill!) What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A zebra caught in a revolving door!) What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!) What is black and white and red all over? (A panda bear with a sunburn!) When is a black dog not a black dog? (When it's a grey-hound!) Why did the tomato turn red? (Because it saw the salad dressing!) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? (A carrot!) What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship? (The crew was marooned!) Patient: I swallowed a lot of food coloring. Doctor: You'll be okay. Patient: But I feel like I've dyed a little inside!

What bird is always sad? (The blue jay!) What do you do when you find a blue elephant? (Cheer her up!) What is gray and blue and very big? (An elephant holding its breath!) What color is a ghost? (Boo!) What's green and smells like blue paint? (Green paint!) What do you do with a green monster? (Wait until she's ripe!) What is a cat's favorite color? (Purr-ple!) What color is a burp? (Burple!) What's big and grey and protects you from the rain? (An umbrellaphant!) What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car? (A pink carnation!) What is a cheerleader's favorite color? (Yeller!) What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

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