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Cat and Lion Jokes and Riddles

What is a cat's favorite color? (Purr-ple!) What is a cat's favorite song? (Three Blind Mice!) Why can't a leopard hide? (Because it's always spotted!) What's worse than raining cats and dogs? (Hailing taxis!) What kind of cats like to go bowling? (Alley cats!) What animal cheats at exams? (The cheetah!) Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? (Cats can't drive!) What animals are the best pets? (Cats, because they are purr-fect!) What did the cat have for breakfast? (Mice Crispies!) What are caterpillars afraid of? (Doger-pillars!) Is it raining cats and dogs? (It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!)

Why did the lion spit out the clown? (Because he tasted funny!) What animal is bad to play games with? (A cheetah!) What happened when the lion ate the clown? (He felt funny!) Is it true that a lion won't attack if you hold a tree branch? (That depends on how fast you carry it!) What's the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion? (Lefty) Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? (He thought it was a lion!) Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt? (So she wouldn't be spotted!) When is it very bad luck to see a black cat? (When you're a mouse!) Is it hard to spot a leopard? (No, they come that way!) What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you? (Big ones!)

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